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Post by thedarkvampire on Aug 20, 2005 20:00:42 GMT -5
For discussion of Family guy episodes here and anything related to it
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Post by thedeadman on Aug 21, 2005 0:10:02 GMT -5
Adam West: We invited Reverend Jesse Jackson to open up our ceremonies with a prayer.
(Crowd mutters in excitement)
Adam West: Unfortunately he could not make it, so instead we have LaToya Jackson.
LaToya Jackson: Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yea God!
Adam West: How very inappropriate, thank you.
eter: Aww man! I hate Trivial Pursuit, it always makes me feel so stupid.
Brian: More stupid then that time you locked your keys out of the car?
(Cut to Peter inside the car with his keys lying outside his car door.)
Peter: d**n it! Hey! Hey! Somebody! Hey! Sir! Sir! Sir! You see those keys there? Sir! Si-! (man walks away) Screw you! (Sticks a bent straight hanger out of his window and trys to catch the keys on the hanger. The keys fall.) Oh waahhaahaaa!
this is just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by thedarkvampire on Aug 31, 2005 16:01:13 GMT -5
*Stewie has an obscure head shape, like a coconut or something. He's jumping up and down on the bed*
Brian: Stewie, get down from there!
Stewie: Shut up, your not my mother!
*Stewie jumps up real high and hit his head hard on the ceiling, flattening his head into his football-esque shape*
Brian: Oh my God, are you alright?
Stewie: Fine, why do you ask?
And another one.
*Stewie is born*
Doctor: Congradulations, it's a boy. Wait a minute, there seems to be more.
Lois: Oh my God, is it twins?
Doctor: No, it's a... map of Europe.
*Stewie shifts his sinister eyes*
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Post by thedeadman on Sept 6, 2005 19:38:00 GMT -5
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Stewie: Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
Lois: Stewie why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell?
Stewie: d**n you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Lois (to counselor): This is the first act of violence Stewie has ever done.
Stewie: Well actually, the first act of violence was the time bomb I left ticking in your uterus before I came out. Happy 50th birthday Lois!
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Post by thedarkvampire on Sept 7, 2005 15:50:09 GMT -5
Peter:''Oh my god it's jakie Chan." "Oh my god it's jakie Chan.'' "Oh my god it's Jackie Chan."
Jackie Chan:"Hi always nice to meet a fan." "Oh my god its Malcome in Middle."
Meg: "I'm not a boy!"
Jackie Chan: " Yes you are!"
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Post by SereneShadows on Sept 10, 2005 12:46:37 GMT -5
Quagmire: How good are you?
Brian: *sniffs* You made love to three Phillipino women. *sniffs* And...a man.
Quagmire: You mean THREE Phillipino women.
*Brian just looks at him*
Quagmire: OH!! OH GOD!
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Post by thedarkvampire on Sept 24, 2005 7:59:17 GMT -5
i heard yesterday the Family guy movie came out in DVD anyone bought it??
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Post by SereneShadows on Oct 21, 2005 19:48:27 GMT -5
Boss: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter: Don't say doing your wife, DON'T say doing your wife......Doing your...........Son?
Boss: O.O
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